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Thoughtful construction, side seams, a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label keep the shirt feeling put-together and comfortable even after many wears. Responsibly manufactured with REACH compliance and ethically produced blanks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathability and a soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer and accessorize\u003cbr\u003e- Constructed with side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to minimize irritation; REACH certified and ethically sourced blanks\u003cbr\u003e- Print quality: DTF\/DTG methods used depending on provider for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck prints\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease Note - Pop Culture Designs and its items for sale are not affiliated with or endorsed by any celebrities or public figures. We are not associated with any existing intellectual property or trademark, and no infringement is intended and no endorsement is implied. All designs posted are believed to be posted within our rights according to the U.S. Copyright Fair Use Act. All rights reserved. These items and designs are produced for Pop Culture Designs through a print-on-demand partner. 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